Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Older Men , Younger Women

Hey All,

It surprises me the things that can leave me stumped. But today I came to serious realization, "I'm not so young anymore". Now don't get it twisted in my eyes Im young fresh and green. If I must say so myself I'm still a hot tamale. However, sadly enough my male friends no longer want to hang out with me. What happened to let me realize this you may ask? Well today I was browsing through facebook and I saw that one of my friends had posted pictures of his Sunday Lyme on the boat. As I perused these photos of skimpy bikinis and jet skis it dawned on me that apart from the "men" I didn't recognize the females in the pictures. They were too young!!! I had to investigate.

I asked him how is it that the older you get the younger the girls you spar with? People, I get a answer so honest I could do nothing but appreciate it. He said "Mama the age group 24-29 looking for something serious." "Unnu want to get married and have meaningful relationships while at that age we just want the punany." "Unfortunately, its the 18-21 yr olds that will put out, and that leaves no space for you on the boat, when we have a friendship day I will invite you." Okay readers, close your mouth.. :-)

As harsh as It sounds I now understand. No matter how hot or how much of a MILF you are the younger women just have a ting that the men love. One friend tried to tell me that women aged faster than men and so there are less attractive older females in comparison to attractive older men. I beg to differ, a beer belly on a man isnt half as unattractive as a beer belly on woman. The standards for attractive men is much lower than the standards for their counterparts. A man starts to grey he's described as looking distunguished, women, fagetaboutit!! I'm just saying in all aspects of life there are double standards and all you are left with in the end is your own valued opinion of yourself. Love yuhself yaah 'cause there's no guarantee that someone else will.
I close with saying "Let them galavant on that boat with them young girls I know what Mamachel has, i know my flavour, I know my stlye and because of that I walk around with a Mona Lisa Smile"

Sexy Jamaican Bitch,

Mamachel

4 comments:

DiGrifter said...

Hmmm, most of the ladies I hang out with are younger than me, but I think it's mostly cuz they're more likely to wanna "go out" when I do...

Women seem to turn into old fogies quicker than men -- except for most of my male friends who are dead vibes for most of the year, until they hear the words "Beach J'ouvert" or Frenchmen".

E said...

well i do agree with grifter (not the best way to start a sentence....i know, i know).

i find the women i "link" wid in the age group of 26+ mostly want a serious relationship...get marriedd...and stay home and watch DVD all the time...the days when mi could call them up and go beat a juice a one rum bar/session somewhere...psshhh...forget about it!
i call any of 'em nowadays (the FEW single ones that is)...pure sleep argument..and not even wid me either.

note: woman under 26 presents its own unique set of issues though...like Eddie sang "my girl wants to party all the time...all the time"....sometimes yeah..i want slow down a bit...for a few hours even....
BUT! just because i'm hitting 3 decades plus don't mean i looking to party less...just means more discerningly...
so long & short: if as a woman u getting more "mature" and nuh want par wid the man dem who still party like in their 20s...find the man dem who not living like that...simple...if u going gwaan like old woman...go look an old man...
Bless.

Mad Bull said...

OMG, I love these answers. So honest! LOL!

ESTEBAN AGOSTO REID said...

Interesting answers !!