Once again I apologize for leaving you so long but things have been crazy. I promise to write regularly after May. Moving along ---> My regular readers will know I tell no lie when I say " I need my own reality show" especially int he L-O-V-E department. I thank god that half my experiences have been witnessed with a friend or mutual acquaintance or else people would say that I am lying. I have chronicled quite a number of them on this here blog as far back as this one --> CLICK HERE Well this week will not be about me. This week I asked my followers on twitter to share their worst dates ever. All I can say is thank the lord it doesn't happen to only me. I'm still taking emails and Direct messages but here are a few I have so far
1.HELLS KITCHEN :
Invited me to his house for dinner,worst food ever!After dinner he sat me on the table,said he was ready for dessert and tried to eat me out
2.UNDERCOVER HO-DOWN
She wore no underwear.. It was the first date...she was always on the fone... She asked me out--- undercover sallybug
3.JOLLY RIDER
Would her puking in the cab on the way home count? Sigh
4.PRIVATE DANCER
Haha...one guy took me to a strip club...that's kool tho..I'm open...but it was a BIT much when he excused himself to go pee and I saw hiss ass enter a 'private room' !!
5. NOBU NO BOO
Went to nobu at atlantis and homeboy didn't have enuff $! Thank god for that#caseshithappen$
6.OF ALL THE FISHES IN THE SEA
took a guy out for his birthday to a restaurant...he had fish...and sure did spit the bones out off to the side...of the table
7. THERE ARE NO WORDS
A guy who asked me 20?s.I told him I'm a british citizen he askd "what language do they speak in england?"!(REALLY? Check pls!)
8. BROTHERLY LOVE
Maybe the one where I was the third leg...seemed more like he was on the date with his sister, who jumped in the front seat....
If you don't see yours as yet im working on a part two. For those just reading send me your worst dates. I'd love more entries from men.
Faith and Love,
Mamachel
5 comments:
The guys and girls who went on these disaster dates should link up...maybe then things will go well :)
I concur, ChineyPhat. That dessert one made me squeamish...first date dude? And yuh cyaan cook!
*dies* How does this happen in real life though?
Funny stuff, but what happened with # 5 & 7?
I can't think of any personal bad dates, but if I make up something I'll let ya know!
:-)
I once went on a date with someone who was looking at a girl every two minutes. When I asked him what's up, he said it was his girlfriend and they had just broken up and he wanted to make her jealous because she thinks I am hot. Then she came over and they proceeded to start to discuss their issues. Told them I was going to the bathroom and was out. P.S. He wanted to go out again!
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